December 2011
That awkward moment when people change their icon...
And you are just sitting here like
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU ON MY DASH?
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Anonymous asked: 2, 8, 13, 18, 23, 28, 36, 45, 71, 87, 97
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professorofthaumology asked: 4, 27, 82, 6, 24 I don't even know what these numbers are for but here ya go ;)
swallowingmatches asked: I picked these at random. 3, 14, 29, 35, 41, 52, 59, 63, 70, 76, 80.
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Nadeen asked me these in a response to my own ask:...
94. Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going?
Yeah, I was, and it was pretty damn awful. It was a rebound that went on for far too long, and truth be told, I didn’t really like or know the guy that much.
88. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
I wouldn’t know what he was apologizing for, we just hung out the other...
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If anyone is up and bored...
chalk-drawings:
1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it? 2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now? 3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time? 4. Would you ever smile at a stranger? 5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you like? 6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone...
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butnotinlove:
swallowingmatches:
the underwear sales at pink and charlotte russe have been testing my self control
i’ve been failing
I still don’t entirely believe that I spent seventy five dollars at Victoria’s Secret yesterday, and I almost bought more underwear online today.
We have a problem. We have a serious problem.
I’ve spent like…110 dollars on underwear/bras in the...
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Tumblr has taught me that I'm not the only one who...
Friend of person on tumblr: Oh they are attractive!
Person on tumblr: I KNOW CAN I LICK THEM!?
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funkystuudent asked: I just noticed your theme and it is GLORIOUS.
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Words with Target Cashiers
Him: Are these Pokemon cards for you?
Me: No, they're for my daughter.
Him: Does she play?
Me: She plays "Look how cute this one is."
Him: [deflatedly] Oh. Do you play?
Me: I play "Yeah, that one's pretty cute."
Him: Oh.
Me: ...
Him: ...
Me: ...do you play?
Him: I TOTALLY DO.
My Brain: What are you doing?
Him: MY FAVORITE IS [some kind of thing] AND HERE IS WHY
My Brain: You deserve this.
The Lady in Line Behind Me's Brain: Murder murder murder murder.
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Judy Greer and I had the same acting teacher.
#facts
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She never looked at the moon and the stars and all the space and thought, “God, what it would be like to be up there.” She never thought about how beautiful it was that even something as nasty as a thorn can be attached to something as beautiful as a rose. She never thought about lying on clouds. She wore dresses every Tuesday, without fail, but never gave a reason. She wrote straightforward poems...
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“Sometimes life is merely a matter of coffee and whatever intimacy a cup of...”
– Richard Brautigan (via victoriaelyse)
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mom: you think these actors have nice hair and fashion now but in 20 years you will look back at these photos and be like-
me: look children it's your father
mom: what
me: what
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“I will remember the kisses, our lips raw with love,
and how you gave me...”
– Charles Bukowski. (via forlovers)
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Everyone who sees this, follow this beautiful... →
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swallowingmatches asked: 3, 19, 41, 66, 35, 91, 72, 12, 83, 55.
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In case anyone else wants to ask me questions like...
jayg4tsby:
1. What’s your middle name? 2. What are you listening to right now? 3. What was the last thing you ate? 4. Farthest you’ve gone sexually? 5. Do you drink? 6. Do you smoke? 7. What is the first thing you notice in someone? 8. What is your hair colour? 9. What is your eye colour? 10. Do you wear contacts/glasses? 11. Dogs or cats? 12. What’s your favorite animal? 13. What’s your favorite...
professorofthaumology asked: 14, 18, 30, 55, 56, 58, 71, 97. Have fun :D
Michelle: why is there a commercial for a vibrator on my television
Me: because it's one thirty in the morning
Michelle: so it turns into fucking sodom and gomorrah?
Me: welcome to america
cosmiccollisions asked: Eric and Emily
congruencerespectsmultiplication asked: jonathan, Karen